The Economy is so bad.....
I got this in an email and thought it was so funny that I had to post it.
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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
had to learn their children's names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And I couldn't resit posting this Fabulous picture of my brother Josh's Halloween costume.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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I was at the dr. the other day and they have a little candy bowl by the check in window that said, "Take only one please". Who are they talking to? What adult would go in and take a handful?...and the little kids who would can't read!